Take A Safari
Never seen the wild animals that both roam and rule the animal kingdom? never been in the pleasant abyss of lush vegetation? Boy have you been missing out. Get too. I know you been saving it in a special place tucked away, warm and waiting for the right opportunity to bring out and put on, you know what I'm talking about too, don't play coy with me....your super cool [and I don't doubt well kitted] safari gear, I know you got your khaki outfit in that case, along with that great hat, camera placed around your neck [ sunscreen too don't forget ] , you little safari minx you.
Well the moment you enter the safari of choice your outfit is going to be in its element- so are you. Not only is it the vacation of a life time but also a great chance for you to really indulge in roleplay within the 'adult' world. Get in that little open bus [ after much studying ] and challenge the tour operator with your more then concise imput on the big fives [ elephants, lions, leopards, rhinos and buffalos ] eating habits, find him along with the other passengers aboard shocked and goggle eyed with astonishment at your skills and therefore slavishly devoted to pleasing you.
Look at your partner with a matter-of-fact, 'you lucky to be in my company look', and then give him a wink to let him know that although you bear all the brains in this partnership, you still appreciate his 'manliness'. The scenery is incredible, so rest your eyes in advance so you can lap it all up. Regardless of whether you are tracking African rhino's on foot, or just listening to the early morning dawn chorus, you will discover a magic that no other continent could offer.
